When it comes to handbags that make a statement, Moschino is in a league of its own. Known for playful designs, bold aesthetics, and a sense of humor that transcends fashion norms, the brand has produced some of the most eye-catching bags to ever hit the runway.
From fast food-inspired crossbodies to teddy bear-shaped purses, Moschino bags are the ultimate conversation starters. Here are 10 of the quirkiest Moschino bags that demand attention wherever they go.
LIST: Quirky Moschino Bags
1. Biker Bag
This bag is an icon in its own right. Designed to mimic the details of a leather biker jacket, the Moschino Biker Bag is an edgy mix of fashion and rebellion. Crafted from sheepskin, it features a central pocket, two side zippers, a snap-fastened front flap, and quilted detailing that adds to its tough-luxe aesthetic. A chain shoulder strap with a leather insert completes the rockstar look. With its unmistakable gold-tone hardware and luxurious construction, this is a must-have for anyone who loves a mix of high fashion and punk attitude.
Nappa Biker Bag, $1665 (approx. P95,680), MOSCHINO
2. McDonald’s Bag
One of the most famous designs from Moschino's Fall/Winter 2014 collection, the McDonald’s Bag was part of Jeremy Scott’s fast-food-themed debut as creative director. Shaped like the iconic golden arches and rendered in bright red and yellow leather, this bag is a playful homage to one of the world’s most recognizable brands. With a chain strap and multiple compartments, it’s not just a collector's item but also a functional accessory. Katy Perry even carried it at one point, proving that Moschino's tongue-in-cheek designs are fit for pop royalty.
McDonald's Leather Crossbody Bag, $2996.16 (approx. P172,175), MOSCHINO, 1stdibs.com*
3. Heart Bag
Love at first sight? Absolutely. Inspired by Moschino’s archive designs, this heart-shaped bag is both romantic and whimsical. Made of plush nappa leather, it features a padded front and back panel, a removable strap, and gold-tone hardware that adds a touch of elegance. Whether for Valentine’s Day or just to add some heart to your outfit, this bag is a sweet addition to any wardrobe.
Love Me Bag in Nappa, €1555 (approx. P96,629), MOSCHINO, moschino.com
4. This Is Not a T-shirt Bag
A clever play on words and fashion conventions, this Moschino bag reads, "THIS IS NOT A MOSCHINO T-SHIRT" across its white leather exterior. The bag takes inspiration from surrealist artist René Magritte, whose “Ceci n'est pas une pipe” (“This is not a pipe”) painting questioned reality. With a zip closure and spacious interior, the piece is both a witty statement and a practical everyday accessory.
“THIS IS NOT A MOSCHINO T-SHIRT" Bag, $1350 (approx. P77,583), MOSCHINO
5. Sedano Bag
Only Moschino could turn a stalk of celery into a luxury handbag. The Sedano Bag is a clutch shaped like a giant piece of celery, complete with digitally printed details that mimic the real thing. Handcrafted leaves and branches in different shades of green add depth and texture, while a hidden magnet closure keeps the look sleek.
Sedano Bag, $4180 (approx. P240,000), MOSCHINO
6. Underwear Bag
Ever thought a handbag could look like a pair of briefs? Moschino certainly did. The Underwear Bag is shaped like classic white men’s briefs, featuring a soft leather construction with a waistband-like top and a cheeky front opening for small storage. The gold-tone chain strap adds a hint of luxury to this otherwise playful design.
Underwear Bag, $875 (approx. P50,286)*, MOSCHINO
7. Teddy Shoulder Bag
Stuffed animals aren’t just for kids—at least, not when Moschino gets involved. The Teddy Shoulder Bag is inspired by the brand’s signature teddy bear motif, complete with plush faux fur and a kiss-lock closure at the back. Whether worn by its top handle or slung over the shoulder with its chain-link strap, this bag is as adorable as it is stylish. A nostalgic nod to childhood, it’s perfect for those who like their accessories with a side of fun.
Teddy Bear Shoulder Bag, $381.15 (approx. P21,889)*, MOSCHINO
8. Coffee Pot Bag
For coffee lovers, this bag is a dream come true. Designed to look like a classic diner-style coffee pot, this clutch even features simulated liquid inside to mimic real coffee. Part of the “Lightning Strikes: The Moschino Musical” collection, it’s a testament to Jeremy Scott’s talent for transforming everyday objects into high-fashion pieces. If you want to make a statement at brunch, this bag is the ultimate pick-me-up.
Diner Group Coffee Pot Clutch, €1995 (approx. P123,923)*, MOSCHINO
9. Hamburger Bag
Who needs a burger when you have a Moschino Hamburger Bag? This sequin-embellished masterpiece is stacked with “ingredients” like shimmering lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and a patty, all wrapped in a bedazzling bun. Designed by Jeremy Scott, it comes with a detachable chain strap, making it easy to carry while turning heads. Whether you’re a foodie or just love fun fashion, this bag is a showstopper.
Hamburger Sequin Diner Bag, $1795 (approx. P103,104), MOSCHINO, 1stdibs.com*
10. Baguette Bag
Moschino’s take on the baguette bag is as literal as it gets. This clutch is designed to look like an actual loaf of French bread, complete with a digital print that creates a three-dimensional effect. The elongated shape ensures ample storage, while its unexpected design keeps things lighthearted. It’s the perfect blend of luxury and humor, proving that Moschino can make a fashion statement out of anything.
Baguette Bag, €995, MOSCHINO
*Note: Some of the prices mentioned in this article have been sourced from authorized resellers and not directly from the brand's official website. While every effort has been made to ensure accuracy, it is important to note that prices may vary depending on the reseller and the region. We encourage readers to visit the official brand website or consult authorized resellers for the most up-to-date pricing information.
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